gonersurphilitus

when someone rubs their balls across your eye during t-bag position & infects your eye

ah bro you gave me gonersurphilitus from last night ..

by Dylnator January 14, 2018

Gopher

A variation of the “Nice Guy”. He mainly pops up in a mocking, or protagonist manor on your social media. Usually, by posting mocking gifs,unprompted advice or passive aggressively suggest you date them.

I posted about feeling sad about my breakup, and this Gopher popped up and spewed his lame advice..

by LadyFoxLV May 24, 2018

gopromome

The act of requesting your peers to promote you and/or your business, in lieu of giving money

Miranda was happy to GoPromoMe Christy In support of her new business

by CBraford August 17, 2018

Goopertshmutz

1) Male ejaculate, cum, semen. (can be used as a (lubricant when fresh)
2) The act or process of ejaculation. To eject cum out of the penis.

1) I got goopertshmutz in my belly button.
2) I was horny so I went to the bathroom to goopertshmutz

by Payday420 September 1, 2019

glopergoobin

A very hilarious meme page on instagram that is slightly offensive. It also has some shit posts.

Joe: Did you see that new meme on glopergoobin?
Jeff: Yes

Joe: Epic

by Billy_Badass April 30, 2020

Goderator

A goderator is an admin/mod in a Discord server where they do not follow the rules, because they clearly don't apply to them. They are the most corrupt person in a server who will ban you for disagreement.

Person 1: Dude, can you not just ban everyone for disagreeing with you?
Goderator: youre disrespecting a mod ?ban @person1

by Aparri7point0 May 19, 2020

GOMERSURPRISE

Pulling a Gomer Pyle when you and your girl are making Mac n cheese sounds fucking in bed ..... and she asks how the sloppy seconds are......SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE 👿👿👿

John was drilling Dee hard, deep, and jackhammer fast; when Dee asked him how the sloppy seconds were??? GOMERSURPRISE SURPRISE

SURPRISE.......🥴🥴🥴🥴

by JDviewpoint69 September 21, 2020