Goonette

a hoe or gay friend that likes to goon aggressively to "Chuds"

im a goonette to my chud

by shadowgoon27 January 8, 2026

Gooner

Someone who masturbates with the goal to cum a lot

That person is such a gooner

by papadanky January 9, 2026

Gooner skin

A custom, female gaming skin (typically anime) used by a male player.

This neck beard, mouth breather uses a gooner skin in Fortnite.

by GoatRider357 January 19, 2026

Getting gooned

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).

1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch”
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”

by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023

poop gooner

when a person pushes a shit out and sucks it back in (groundhogging it) until they cum

"Man, I was such a poop gooner last night, I nearly shit the bed!"

by poopgooningurmom69420 November 24, 2024

D1 Gooner

Someone who is serverly addicted to porn, sexual pleasure, or "gooning"

My son is a D1 gooner

I am a D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023