Football GOAT

Cristiano Ronaldo. The greatest football player of all time. GOAT.

~ Who is the football GOAT?
~ It’s Ronaldo, he has done it all.

by Namecannotbeblanksoitypedthis March 26, 2021

Goat of football

Cristiano Ronaldo is the highest goal scorer and Goat of football nobody comes nearer

Cr7 is the goat of football

by @TheGouravJain March 26, 2021

reverse mountain goat

When two men or women ram there asses into each other while using a double ended dildo.

Supplies: double ended dildo, two asses

Man, my butt checks are tender from last nights reverse mountain goat party. I must have been rammed at least 5 times.

by Halifax Contributor Consortium December 6, 2005

Goatface

A person who has a goat for a face. Not that they have a goat's head for a face, or that their head is a goat's head, but their face is an ENTIRE goat.

"So anyways, Jeff, I was calling you up because I wanted to join your Goatface club. Seeing as how you got quite a Goatface yourself, I figured you'd be the go to guy. It's hard to tell with that Goatface of yours. Anyway, my number is EEE AAAHH, so gimme a call sometime. We can compare Goatfaces. And I cant imagine that yours... you.. yours is pre-- it--- you're ugly. This is Kyle calling, and you're ugly."

by Kyle1 November 30, 2005

fuck a goat

an expression used to show aggression towards another person. This term is used repeatedly by the Indian characters in "The Forty Year Old Virgin."

*Yo, why are you so goddamn good at poker?
*I play a couple hours online every night.
*Well then fuck this, I'm sick of losing my money. Go fuck a goat!

by Atom Bom December 9, 2007

Goat Milk

Breast milk from a feeble old woman that hasn't stopped pumping milk from her titties since she gave birth over a century ago.

Damnit! When I was at grandma's house last weekend I reached in her fridge and accidentally drank her goat milk.

by Sicko42 December 15, 2009

billy goat curse

The curse that prevents the Chicago Cubs from ever winning the National League Pennant. Contrary to what a previous user wrote, the curse began in 1945 when a tavern owner tried to bring his pet goat into Wrigley Field during Game 1 of the World Series because it was a good luck charm. Security didn't allow it and as they escorted him out he declared that the Cubs would never again win the pennant. And they haven't.

"Did you hear Sammy Sosa hurt his back while sneezing?"
"Yeah, it must be that billy goat curse again."

by NYandwhat December 21, 2004