Glazed

1.Getting way way way too stoned. example: can't answer your cell phone, remember your middle name, or figure out who's at the front door.

2. being so stoned, the only thing you can do it just sit and chill. example: the effects of smoking too much Portland Weed, trying not to be Portland Bored.

3. a phrase first uttered infamously by Johnny Five

Otto: "wow man. i was good after the first rip. how much did we end up smoking?"

John: "about an eigth"

Otto: " shit man, i am glazed"

by Alpha Cleezy August 18, 2006

gleeg

v.slight tickle of the asshole, usually forceful and unexpected

"Dude I bent down to pick up my phone, and Carl gleeged me."

"Ah shit I dropped my pen. No gleeg!"

by Davie Lawrence October 26, 2008

glazed-donut effect

The subtle, peri-oral, scented crust that developes after a long night of oral sexual activity

dude! clean up yer face!
hell no! I'm gonna enjoy THIS glazed-donut effect... growin' a moustache next...

by YAWA March 8, 2020

geeze

What one says when they are annoyed or insulted.

Ex. 1- "Geeze, would you go away already?"

Ex. 2- "Lay off me already, geeze."

by CoshSA June 5, 2005

glazed

high, stoned

He was glazed during class.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Shame glaze

When a female is ashamed of the guy she wants to fuck, be it that he is unattractive, fat or has a small penis, yet she enjoys riding that penis, but not sucking, because its small and unattractive. The then process of the cumshot becomes a shame glaze.

"Wipe the shame glaze of my face"

by Nina Clerecuzio May 16, 2016

geezerati

Senior citizens who either are, or think they are, still hip and cool.

Seeing a white haired guy ride away from the 7-11 on a Harley with his Maalox in a sack, "Oh yeah, another member of the geezerati."

Watching 3 old women pull away from you in a half-marathon, "Holy crap, I've been dusted by the geezerati!"

by gophigure July 15, 2009