giraffe

Insult for a tall, lanky cunt with big ass ears

"That Liam kid is a fucken' giraffe!

by danjek November 17, 2016

Giraffe in the room

Something people will be talking about for a long time if it's brought up.

Nobody but Dewey Cox wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2021

baby giraffe

hot friendly nice lovely handsome amazing happy person! jumps like a frog, soccer king. kicks soccer balls into questionable places and hates chinese like most people, also very for english, namely rei🦒😎☝️🥵✨

the baby giraffe is the rarest animal you will find!

by strawbewwycheesecake April 30, 2021

Salty Giraffe

Someone who casually sucks dick but gets offended when pointed out

Jacob was being such a salty Giraffe yesterday

by Jakesahoe December 5, 2017

Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.

That man is a Giraffer Asser.

by Cyruschase October 12, 2023

To lie on top of the giraffe

To act recklessly.

He only knows how to lie on top of the giraffe.

by ActuallyAFish July 6, 2025

Giraffe

Noah Beck (Noah Neck)

Noah Beck is a giraffe because of his long neck.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 December 7, 2021