Top Gear

A BBC Two car talk show consisting of car tests, reviews, put-downs, bad jokes, and fast cars. It was at its peak when presented by Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from 2002-2015. The current rendition of the show is a terrible joke.

“Hey, do you like that show Top Gear?”
“Which one, with the funny assholes or the losers?”

by gymshorts2tight May 2, 2021

morale gear

1. a female in the Coast Guard that is promiscuous with the males at her unit.

Yeah, BM3 Smith is the boat's morale gear.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Gear Shifter

-An improper form of performing a hand-job.

-When a girl, rather than stroking guy's junk properly, thinks it is necessary to pull a guy's penis back and forth like a manual car's gear shifter.

Mike: Hey man, how was she?
Dominique: She did it again.
Mike: HA! You got gear shifted!

Mike: Dom, how was it with that girl last night?
Dominique: Dude what the fuck, she gave me the gear shifter.

by Automatic transmission May 10, 2008

Geatland

An alternate name for a region in southern Sweden, being the home of the Goths (not the subculture), also called Geats, from whence the hero of the epic poem Beowulf claimed origin.

And Beowulf became king of Geatland, reigning over Higlac's old kingdom.

by bookworm1138 May 17, 2010

switch gears

Verb.
1. In an transmission (car or otherwise), the activity of changing a gear to run the system optimally.

2. Used to describe the activity of having vaginal sex and then casually moving to anal sex. This activity generally surprises girls!

My boyfriend switch gears on me last night and I slapped his ass. He will not get any for a while.

Girl1 Hola chica!
Girl2 My BF swiched gears on me last night.
Girl1 How did that go???
Girl2 I was mad at first, but I got used to it. The best part is when he nuts in my ass, I can't get pregnant! My butt is a bit sore though.

by RobYo June 19, 2008

gear shift dildo

stick of a car used as a dildo by women sexualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls

Dude! Whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! Dude I think your woman used it as a gear shift dildo

by Twitch Mutthawk June 21, 2007

geass

A geass is an effect invoked through direct eye contact resulting in a psychological desire to carry out some service or to refrain from some action or course of activity, as desired by you.
Considered by Dungeons and Dragons players to have been derived from the Geas spell.

"Die."
"Yes,your Highness"
*Those subject to the Geass proceed to shoot themselves.*

by heedree December 12, 2008