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gastoser

Taglish or Tagalog-English word for "spender". "gastos" means "spend" in Tagalog mostly in the context of money.
She's the mother of my children and the gastoser of my salary.
by Sansimaw May 1, 2022
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gasterblaster

While having sex the female partner chugs a whole gallon of milk and when about to finish the female shall projectile vomit on the males penis
Gasterblaster to projectile vomit on the partner
by anonymous June 9, 2022
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Gaster

This specific Gaster is the one from Gasterhub. Yeah, this porn meme is about himself. He's a discord mod, just like the other ones, and by the time this gets posted, he's on a break (l bozo). His weight is unknown, and the dude is a blue dragon (note: the blue dragon meaning made him have PTSD). That's it for this dude.
"So what's Gasterhub?"

"It's about Gaster the blue dragon."

Gaster is his username but you'll never know his tag
by Zeorn May 26, 2022
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Gasterism

When a singular explanation is being used to answer a wide range of questions for the primary reason that said explanation is enough vague, general or "above logic" to fit in almost every situation and for any purpose.

With the use of Gasterism one can "solve" a difficult problem by employing a solution that in itself still requires a deeper explanation, effectively removing their responsibility of giving real concrete answers.

Although Gasterism gets criticized for laziness, avoidance and uncreativeness, it is easily missable due to its way of presenting a cause that at first glance explains everything with no issues.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, how do birds fly?"
Guy 2: "Idk, physics"

Guy 1: "Well, how was the sun formed?"

Guy 2: "Idk, physics"
(Gasterism in action)

Guy 1: "Wait, if the fire spell is powerful enough to completely burn all those henchmen, then why did it only slightly hurt the main villain?"
Guy 2: "It's magic, don't think about it too much"
(Magic = Gasterism)

Guy 1: "Last night I heard a sound from the chicken. When I went to check, apparently one of the dishes fell out of the dishwasher for no reason!"
Guy 2: "Must've been a ghost"
Guy 1: "Yeah, there is no other explanation"
(Gasterism: Easy to use, hard to explain)
by EVK613 September 26, 2022
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Gaster

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Gaster...?
by ultimate368 October 15, 2022
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Gasterflabberd

When you get flabbergasted so hard it combats itself
Huh would you look at tha_ DAMN BRO YOU JUST GASTERFLABBERD ME
by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022
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GABSTAND

The GABSTAND is the skin on the end of a penis.
"My Gabstand really hurts."
by gabstand November 28, 2022
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