Landon Garrison martini

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)

Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

by Agent000 July 31, 2023

Lord Garrison

Lord Garrison, also known as Garry, GarBear, and Pope Garrison. Waddles the Halls of SJR and is worshiped by his students

“Lord Garrison failed me on my final!”
“Nah chill twin garbear will clutch with that cruve”

by MondayNightHalfApps August 8, 2023

maddie and garrett

The biggest power couple you will ever meet.Garrett with his short blonde hair, and piercing blue eyes. Maddie with her long brown, hair and big heart pounding brown eyes. Are the cutest couple in school. Everyone is jealous of how absolute goals they are.

Person 1“Omg is that Maddie and Garrett?”
Person2 “Yes the cutest power couple in the school”

by Your mom007 June 4, 2018

Garby

This person is so cool that they are like an ice cream sundae on a hot day. They are so awesome that their dad may even work at some big company like Apple or something. Maybe they are SO cool that they sing and laugh at everyone’s jokes. Maybe they are even COOLER because their name might be short for Gabby or Gabriella. OMG garby is the best.

Person A - Yo. Is that gabby?
Person B - No. That’s GARBY. She has the VIBE, ya know?

by Bluewolfie123 May 28, 2019

garrahy

An Irish word meaning lesbian.

Patrick: "Hey Sean, look over there at that blonde - she's well fit"

Sean: "Don't go near her Paddy. She's a muff-diving garrahy"

by Jenny Summers August 15, 2006

Garrison Lee

#1: Garrison "Lee" Benton is a character within the YouTube Sci-Fi Stop Motion/animation comedy, Super Mecha Madness.
He has been given the title of "Beast" because of his cool and goofy personality mixed with a certain style that sets him a part from anyone else who considers themselves "a Beast".

#2: The definition of Beast.

"They call him Garrison Lee, the definition of Beast!"
~ Bad B0tz 4 Lyf (Bad Boys For Life Parody)

by timetraveler97 June 5, 2011

garrett with a beanie

Garrett is already the most perfect specimen to walk planet earth and can make women wet as a waterfall, but with a beanie, Garrett turns 10w9321 times more attractive.

Wow Garrett with a beanie is making me want to turn everyday into sexual Friday.

by Garrettfanclub June 17, 2016