gage holger

Someone who merchandises their mindset. Used when someone sells a game, usually a ranked match. Someone who has alot to say, but not much to back it up with skill.

Bro! Stop being such a Gage Holger! Peep game and lock in.

by glenglazer March 9, 2025

Gage

A zigzagging hipocrit that likes round viberating things that pull his arm

Gage is probably gay

by Persey donald March 9, 2019

Gage

A guy with a new girlfriend every week or two.

My brother is gage.

by Idk___ January 31, 2021

Gage

The name Gage means "a valued object deposited as a guarantee of good faith." However this only applies to people who don't put their own name on urban dictionary, in this sense Gage means some lonely redditor that puts in urban dictionary and makes the definition "Oh GaGe Is SoMeOnE wHo Is ThE bEsT fOr AnY gIrL aNd HaS a HuGe CoCk" .

Kyle: Hey did you invite GAGE to the party?
Gauge: No, when I walked into his room he was shirtless with reddit on one screen and urban dictionary on the other.
Kyle: Oh why was he on urban?
Gauge: Well when I got closer he was putting in a definition for his name
Kyle: .... ok what's so bad about tha-
Gauge: The thing is he put it as a guy is the most tallest most wonderful man a girl could ever meet with the largest cock around
Gauge: Isnt GAGE 5'6 and a dick while at the same time weighing 400 pounds?

by Not-a-gay-guy298 January 7, 2021

Gage

someone who is very GAY. If anyone named Gage is straight, they’re lying. sorry, i don’t make the rules.

yo that kid gage is so homo no doubt about it

by 69crackwhore69 October 26, 2019

gage

A man who thinks he is hot shit but he isn't. He might have a good just but is a piece of shit

Boooo look its gage

by Frog1725 April 22, 2025

Gage washburn

To get beat by your mom or dad

Man your gonna get gage Washburn when you get home

by Definitionatortowmater August 5, 2023