gage helfrich

A Fucking God.

"I want to be gage helfrich when i'm older"

by Ghh February 27, 2018

Gage Take

A take (or opinion) on something that is so horribly bad that nothing could be a worse take and no one would ever agree with it. If someone says the worst possible opinion on a topic then it would be known as a Gage take.

Gage: I personally think that pineapple belongs on pizza.
Everyone else: That’s a Gage Take.

by IgnoredShark April 23, 2023

Gage Harman

Gage is a SUPER weeb who skates too much and is prob an e-boy. His Bi-con is David Bowie and he whines like a little shenk.

Omigod, Gage Harman is a nasty little weeaboo with a baby voice.

by Gage Harman The Weeb July 18, 2019

Gage

Gage; A fuck-wit that can’t spell or turn off his Fans.

“Did you hear about gage? Guys a class A tard “

by BigHeadedBirdy May 5, 2022

Gage

someone who is very GAY. If anyone named Gage is straight, they’re lying. sorry, i don’t make the rules.

yo that kid gage is so homo no doubt about it

by 69crackwhore69 October 26, 2019

Gage

Gage is a really sweet guy, most of the time. He gets mad really quick and is the type of guy that can’t pull. Gage is the person the has long lushes hair but for some reason is always wet. He is always riding someone’s dick but switch’s once a mouth. Gage is the person that girls look at and go “I’d kiss him if I was blindfolded” they also mone saying “uggg I want him to touch my elbow”

I want to hangout with gage, not reallly.

by Justin firmage January 2, 2024

Gage

A gage is a dude with a absolute giant penis. He will always lie and say it’s small but just ask any woman he’s slept with. He left them all as cripples.

Gages Dick is so big that I thought it was his leg

by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021