Armed Guard

An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.

That armed guard broke my nose on the field.

by Tyler January 25, 2004

nina with me like a guard

To stay strapped with the heater at all times.

Friend: what’s that bulge in your shirt??

Doug: bro I keep that Nina with me like a guard!

by AlwaysTucked July 31, 2021

Nina with me like a Guard

To have in ones possession a 9mm pistol at all times.

Friend 1: Bro this place is kinda dangerous, what if we get robbed?
Friend 2: Don't sweat it bro, every city is dangerous when I'm in it, I keep that Nina with me like a Guard!

by AlwaysTucked August 25, 2021

Kansas City Coast Guard

Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.

Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?

by niccorator December 30, 2013

United States Coast Guard

The United States Coast Guard, a life-saving and law-enforcement service, was established as the Revenue Cutter Service in 1790. Currently, it is a branch of the US military, though it is regulated by the Department of Homeland Security. It is often disparaged as being made up of "Navy rejects," but is a vital part of the security strategy of the United States of America

Navy Seaman: You Coasties are Navy rejects!
United States Coast Guard CPO: Yeah, well, we've got the better uniforms. Fuckin' sailorhat wearing loser.

by Macd00d January 10, 2006

set the fox to guard the henhouse

Putting somebody in charge of a job, when they have a conflict of interest. Often used to refer to industry "self-regulation" or to putting an industry insider on the board that regulates that industry, e.g., appointing an executive of Comcast as chairman of the FCC.

Can also refer to a similar problem in private industry, e.g., putting the manager of a failed project in charge of the investigation into why the project failed.

Mike Taylor has been appointed to head the Food Safety Working Group at the FDA. The President has set the fox to guard the henhouse.

by s%mebody September 23, 2011

Always guard your pepperonis

That one time in regular show the movie when muscle man from the future sexually assaulted his younger self by slapping both of his mantits onto his face right after teaching him the importance of always guarding his pepperonis

Future muscle man: I know something that you don't
Past muscle man: What's that?
Future muscle man: Always guard your pepperonis *aggressively slaps younger muscle man's mantits*
Past muscle man: AEAEAEAEAEAEAEASSDDRSDIHSICLOKALKAJK(that noise muscle man makes)

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021