Getting Retarded

The act of becoming so undeniably inebriated on various forms of alcohol and drugs that you absolutely cannot comprehend what the hell is going on around you or in your life.

"All these people are coming over and I don't know whether I should let them park here or pick them up somewhere. What do you think?"

"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."

by Seminoles91 February 18, 2010

Getting fitted

The process of selecting the perfect combination between your anatomical features and a piece of cloth.

Me: "these looks really nice on you, didn't know your boobs looked that great !"
Her: " I know right ???!!! I'm getting fitted at Victoria secret's"

by Elcortez June 28, 2013

Gettin jizzy with it

When you're grinding against hot girls on the dance floor, and you precum

Man dude, you really tearin it up on the dance floor with that girl!

I know, I totally was gettin jizzy with it

by Scott Beowulf September 6, 2013

gettin it

Someone who is on a roll not giving one f*** about life.

He was in Vegas for 3 nights gettin it!

by juice May 30, 2014

Getting skins

To obtain a sexual gift from a female.

Zac: Hey Mitch, what did you do with Sarah last night?
Mitch: That's personal, why do you care?
Zac: You got skins didn't you
Mitch: Yeah, I was getting skins, what of it
Zac: My man

*handshake and dap up

by mitchgetsthebitch April 5, 2017

Getting it

When one is able break through traditional methods of thinking to understand on a more profound level.

To examine ideas centering around humanity, humor, and brain matters, often with others.

“Are you getting it on the level I think you’re getting it on?” “Yes, yes I am”

by Forking Shirt August 18, 2019

The Boys Are Getting Big

Your friends dad finds pictures of you and your brother and he says "The Boys Are Getting Big" and then touches himself

My god, the boys are getting big! (groan)

by Nazi Germany999999999 January 13, 2017