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Goffey

When a girl is giving you head, deep-throats to the base of your cock, puts both your nuts in her mouth and then makings a weird noise like R2-D2 falling down a sandbank, inevitably pukes on your cock.
Guy1: "So, Shirlena gave me the most rockin' goffey last night."
Guy2: "Dude, your sick."

Girl1: "I'm going to give Quinton a huge wet goffey tonight, he loves it when I puke on his cock."
Girl: "Gee Whiz Sarah, I hope your loaded up on Pork Rolls."
by Dudeical March 20, 2016
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Andrew Goff

Andrew: Mr can you move, Angie cant see
Class: Wow what an Andrew Goff
by yikesthatsucksman March 27, 2020
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goff

To me this has two meanings.

1) Goff - someone who presumes they are a "goth" just because they listen to Marilyn Manson and/or "mainstream" goth crap. --- Normally laughed at by (see definition 2)...

2) Goff - (aka g0ff) - Someone who realises the general stupidity and hilariousness of the modern day goth scene and yet still listens to "proper" goth music (e.g. The Sisters Of Mercy, Bauhaus, etc.) but at the same time tries their hardest not to be associated with "goth" because they see how funny/stupid all the goths look.
Definition 1:

"I listen to Marilyn Manson / My Chemical Romance / Bullet For My Valentine (etc). I'm a goth!"

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Definition 2:

Person 1: "Lets go to Camden to laugh at all the goffs.
Person 2: "OK. but before that, lets listen to this new Sisters bootleg I got."
Person 1: "OK, but keep in mind, the Sisters aren't goth, and neither are we."
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Gofficks

self deprecating term used by some goths.

Originally stems from more mainstream cultures calling goths "gothics", which is a bit like calling a hip hop fan a rappist.
I'm one of them gofficks, innit.
by The Mighty Zor August 7, 2008
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Geoffyphilis

Contagious and filthy disease caught from sharing close quarters with Geoff
Ben: damn you look ill son
Ryan: yeah i got the Geoffyphilis
by csaw October 18, 2008
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getoffmycloud

User name on the ebaumsworld forum. From Chicago, lives in the city, not the suburbs. This user name can be heard in a song called Method Man on Enter The 36 Chambers. Perhaps more notably known as the title of a Rolling Stones song.
Hey you get off my cloud, you don't know me and you don't know my style.
by Meth September 9, 2004
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getoff-able

omg sylvan is getoff-able.

Used mostly by Annikas
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