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future past

What you thought the future would be like in the past. Sometim
Guy: I thought my life would be better at this point..
Dude: You've failed your future past V.V
by futurepastboots April 14, 2010
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Future Fiancé

A term invented in late 2020 that refers to a “boyfriend”, whom you know will propose at some point (hopefully sooner than later). People who use the term #FF are not desperate, rather just on the same page as their significant other.
Person 1- Alyssa is so desperate, she refers to her man as future fiancé!

Person 2- Actually, you just sound jealous! Her FF has already made it clear he wants to get married... therefore “future fiancé” is totally justified in her case!
by Know it all 1 September 10, 2020
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future sight

Future Sight is a thing that this dude name jayden uses and i swear he knows the future wayyyy before it happens most likely will say it and BOOM it happens
Jayden:"ayo watch out i have a feeling that ball is gonna miss and hit her in the head" Josh "oh shoot it hit her...how did you know Jayden: Future sight
by he cant beat goku March 30, 2021
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futureecorpsee

futureecorpsee is a very popular tiktoker, who makes a variety of different kinds of content! Also they’re really cool:D
futureecorpsee is my favourite tiktoker!
by not ranboo September 4, 2021
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A non-existent person who would be your girlfriend/boyfriend/enbyfriend (or significant other) someday.
Dude: "Hey, where are you going?"
Bro: "I'm going out with my imaginary future personfriend."
Dude: "Uhhh..."
by Dilly Mackey November 10, 2019
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old messages found in the future

"i miss you so much

keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."
by Krkič March 24, 2020
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Future Retrospect

When you can see your gonna regret something that your gonna proceed in doing anyway.
"Man in future retrospect i should have worn a condom" in reference to seeing a squaddie mattress your about to chat up and bone.

In telling your friend over the phone you dont appeaciate the lack of support he gave over the non condom incident: "dude in future retrospect i should have slapped you harder"(next time you see him give him a slap thus confirming your future retrospect)
by Ugoindownsaka February 21, 2006
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