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to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
by great nothing January 12, 2009
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1. (n) Can be a kid from birth to 10 that follows current clothing, music, and television trends.
2. (v) Someone who forces all of the current trends upon their children or the children around them.
They will be idiots when they grow up, and they will have no real culture of their own.
1. (n) Can be a kid from birth to 10 that follows current clothing, music, and television trends.
2. (v) Someone who forces all of the current trends upon their children or the children around them.
They will be idiots when they grow up, and they will have no real culture of their own.
1. Little Johnny knows all of the rappers, wears baggy jeans that show his boxers, he loves MTV, and he thinks he has bitches and homies. He's definitely Future Fucked.
2. Johnny's parents are Future Fucking him, by buying him gold chains instead of food, teaching him rap songs instead of grammar, have him watch MTV instead of Sesame Street, and letting him hang out with all the bad kids.
2. Johnny's parents are Future Fucking him, by buying him gold chains instead of food, teaching him rap songs instead of grammar, have him watch MTV instead of Sesame Street, and letting him hang out with all the bad kids.
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Why should I have to wait 3 years to masturbate to an 18 year old Selena Gomez when I can futurbate to her right now?
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