Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.

Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.

by Boohaha September 11, 2012

Fudge Puncher

Another term for being homosexual

Look at the way he walks, he's a total fudge puncher

by Whatthefuckisinmysandwhich October 23, 2012

Fudge Knuckles

When one fists another individual in their raunchy snatch after taking a fresh Cosby drop off, the knuckles come out looking as if fudge was splattered on them.

Bill: "Bro did you smash?"
Evan: "Even better. After she came out of the bathroom, she gave me fudge knuckles dude!"

by UniDuplex August 29, 2016

fudge doodles

It is when you are fucking to scared to say fuck.

Oh fuck I forgot to do my homework I mean fudge doodles

by Icecreams5667 June 21, 2016

fudge burglar

One who enters another anus without permission from the owner and removes colon fudge

Rick the masked fudge burglar entered into 5 anal cavities last night and took quite a load of colon fudge

by BIG T 49 June 6, 2016

Fudge puddle

When you're fucking a woman in the ass and she shits her self

"I was smashing this chick from behind and she shat her self but I thought fuck it and kept on going and that's how I invented the fudge puddle"

by Dick whettie spaghetti March 16, 2017

fudge ferrit

A gay bummer

Andrew is a fudge ferrit

by Hamster111 November 26, 2017