Noobi Fucki

Someone that is very bad at the game

You are a Noobi Fucki

by tiltie fuckie December 29, 2016

ben facciani

"Jawline that can cut diamonds" - Mary

Ben Facciani is hot.

by menne December 6, 2017

closet fuccboi

1. A fuccboi who hasn't realised his identity yet, but will become a fuccboi as soon as he gets a chance
2. A fuccboi who hides his identity from his close friends in order to get close to their friends and perform fuccboikery on them.
3. Somebody who orders iced chocolate at Starbucks, which makes him seem sweet and nice but he will use this fact to get innocent sweet-toothed girls

Riva: "Toby, I have a friend who'd be the perfect girl for you."
Simon: "Me too, me too!"
Riva: "No. Simon is very attractive but he's a closet fuccboi."
Simon: "I am not a closet fuccboi!!"
Riva: "Well, your Starbucks order says otherwise."

by lovehandle00 November 24, 2018

brennyn faccini

this fat ass bitch, cant get boys cause shes ugly and obese. and if your friends with her she makes you buy her things. also if she asks you for food you better get it for her fast because she WILL cry. she also hides in her closet and eats tacos

brennyn faccini- BUY ME TaCOS
anyone- no
brennyn faccini- *crying*

by karmasabitch_mel August 30, 2019

Nish (fuccboinish)

Nish (fuccboi nish) is a nickname for tanisha. A beautiful soul. Someone you’d fall for in seconds. You’re fucked the moment you meet her. A magnetic personality. The kindest person you’ll ever meet. She’ll love you more than you could ever love yourself. And it will always be too hard to express just how much you adore her.

Nish (fuccboinish) is so cool! I wanna be her friend so bad.

by rankydanky December 19, 2020

Mega-Fuckies

A occurrence where a mistake would otherwise cause you to mutter the word fuck over one million times.

I just cost the company a loss of one million dollars. Mega-fuckies.

by captain McDoucher June 30, 2021

Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 8, 2023