Pussy Foot tickle

The act of sticking your foot up a woman's vagina, wiggling it around a little bit, and as a result, tickling your own foot.

P1: "Dude, guess what i did last night!"
P2: "What?"
P1: "I pussy foot tickled that bitch! I almost cried laughing!"

by nickmacattack March 30, 2010

Foot Dragger

Foot Dragger meaning a street walker, hooker or prostitute anyone who sells sex for money on the streets.

Damn G look at that old ass washed up Foot dragger, she ain't worth a penny.

by Brooklyn May 13, 2005

turkey foot

According to comedian Jim Norton, this is the act of shoving the bulk of someone's foot into your mouth and licking their toes, which results in the individual doing so making a turkey sound. A more extreme form of shrimping.

After dinner me and the girl went back to my place and we played turkey foot.

by ChiliConQueso October 18, 2011

Fantasy Football

Football is where two groups of men fight each other to force an 11" leather object into each other's end zone; fantasy football is for people who like to fantasize about it.

Tim: Hey, mate. Do you want to play football this season?
Phil: Nah, bro, I'm going to play fantasy football instead. I still haven't recovered from the pounding I took last season.

by Lebanation May 22, 2016

foot fucking

The act of using ones foot as a sexual appendage. The foot is inserted into the orrifice and moved vigorously in and out. See also footing, fist fucking and fisting

I had a vigorous bout of foot fucking last night

by foj August 21, 2003

football chav

A hybrid of a chav. They often hang around public parks and scare the living Sh!t out of children.they often always where football shirts and ride around on bikes.They lack the intlect to work so there most likely job is mcdonalds minimum wge.

"its those damn football chavs pissing on the goalposts again.

by chavsmasher June 20, 2009

football bat

Army slang, meaning "severely fucked up". Used in the context of comparison. See also: hockey cleats

"Ho-ley shit, Private Snuffy! You lost your rifle??? You are fucked up like a football bat, son!"

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003