Father Time's Law

Time flies by when you're in a hurry; time slows down when you pay attention to it.

A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."

by Wolfcry January 11, 2014

fatherality

fath-er-ality: ˈfäT͟Həralətē (verb) 1. The act of realizing that you are a father either by cultural imparatives or through child support bills delivered at your door synonyms: baby daddy, pimp, papa, sperm donor

Animals are so luck they dont have a sense of fatherality

by mills222 July 29, 2014

Father

1.)The man who also helped make you

2.) The mother fucker who left for cigarettes 15 years ago

1.) My father is always at all of my football games!

2.) I haven't seen that bitch in 15 years. Guess he went to go get a pack of Camels

by DankNoodles February 10, 2019

Father Zone

The zone further out than the brother zone

Guy 1:Man I got friend zoned
Guy 2: You think that's bad I got brother zoned
Guy 3 : You two have it lucky I got father zoned
Guy 1: Damn
Guy 2 :you are never getting with her

by Fbfzone August 23, 2019

Father Jamison

Father Jamison is one of the many gods of the pantheon. He uses his signature belts to do godly stuff. Other gods include: god, Gandalf, El Gabe, Surgeon Shane, Soy Sauce God, and Truly Cool Uncle.

Person 1: Father Jamison is my favorite god.
Person 2: I prefer El Gabe, Master of the Void.

by Chaplain Yoinkerton October 28, 2019

feather flexing

Showing off in short amount of time

While I was presenting my project, the student across from me thinks he can start feather flexing by cutting me off and asking all these questions.

by JG.F.AV November 3, 2019

Father Joe

Verb - During intercourse, in a reverse superman position, the female massages the males perineum until he simultaneously ejaculates and defecates. Whilst the bodily excretions are in process, the female screams 'oh father Joe, how you treat me'. She then also defecates and the two roll around wrestle in the sperm/poo mixture.

Note, this only works with males named Joe.

Lady: I'm exhausted

Friend: Why?

Lady: Just finished a father Joe with a guy!

Friend: Probably why you stink of shit then

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 9, 2020