Fosterism

The act of when someone, or something, acts/feels/is retarted

Noun: You induce fosterism in me.
Verb: Shut the hell up foster, we all know that’s not your real name.

by Eilliew February 15, 2023

Bananas fostering

When you get intoxicated and start to massage and finger your food in a restaurant.

Cory, I swear to god if you start bananas fostering your dessert again I’m leaving.

by Beau Beezy January 12, 2018

Foster

In love with a girl named Brooke.

“Bro you know that bitch Foster?”
“Yea bro.”
“He loves Brooke”

by f&bsittinginatree December 28, 2018

Fostered

To randomly send tit pics to an unsuspecting friend

Wow, i just got fostered

by oldmanwee January 15, 2023

Foster

An idiot

John:”hey” Foster:*runs into a poll* “oh hi”

by Jujubbeeeeeeeee August 15, 2020

Nick Foster

Grown man in his early 40s who gets offended by everything and is way too obsessed with teenage girls

"Nick Foster" Ew

by Gabe itch 420 May 18, 2023

Foster hoe

A guy that cant keep a job and falls madly in love with every woman he meets because he needs a place to live

Tom just got fired from the Walmart tire center and his old lady dumped him because he's lost two jobs and now hes back out being a foster hoe.

by Who's ya daddy bitch September 14, 2019