Cart Blocked: When flying in an airplane and you have to pee but can't get to the bathroom because the snack/beveridge cart is blocking the path to the bathroom.
Douglas was flying to Cincinnati from Seattle and was regretting drinking a lot of soda pop now that he was cart blocked and his bladder was ready to burst.
by D-Mo Seattle July 29, 2010
Get the Cart Blockedmug. a condition in which a gamer longs to play a game, but upon sitting at their set up they find themselves staring at the only the screen. They look through their available games, lusting for something to engage in, but ultimately find nothing. They are stuck hopelessly fishing in the vast ocean of content, unable to make a catch. The curse of the gamer, if you will.
"I've been sifting through my games for the past thirty minutes and haven't opened a single application. Guess I'm going through some gamer's block."
"I just looked around for a new game, realized I didn't want a new game, opened up one I already have, stared at the menu for a few minutes, and closed the game. I'm back at square one. I've got a serious case of gamer's block."
"I just looked around for a new game, realized I didn't want a new game, opened up one I already have, stared at the menu for a few minutes, and closed the game. I'm back at square one. I've got a serious case of gamer's block."
by byeahbyeah May 26, 2020
Get the gamer's blockmug. a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching
by spank e monk e January 20, 2011
Get the roid blockmug. "Yeah, I tried to ask that girl to dance but she was a real bitch and told me to go fuck myself. Later I saw her trying to talk with some guy, when I got the chance I pulled the guy aside and told him that I had had sex with the girl a week ago and since then I haven't been able to piss without feeling like my dick was on fire. The girl kept trying to talk to the guy the rest of the night but he kept ignoring her. You should have seen the look on her face. I pussy blocked that shit like Greg Oden!"
by AD12345 January 24, 2009
Get the Pussy Blockmug. by x August 24, 2004
Get the bleeding the blockmug. When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva
by Roochie February 28, 2007
Get the cock blockmug. by tohkeyo January 8, 2015
Get the Life Blockmug.