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Ikea Sale

When a man lies down on the couch spreading his legs and putting them onto a table then having the girl give him head.
by tittyfuck1234 January 7, 2009
mugGet the Ikea Salemug.

Sale cancer

The condition of dying from a lack of phasmaphobia sales
I am dying of sale cancer
by Sale cancer October 26, 2020
mugGet the Sale cancermug.

riot sale

Opportunistic looting during civil unrest.

Ca also be used figuratively for really busy/crazy actual store sales
Where'd you get that 60-inch tv, brah?

Riot sale, after Rodney King. I swear, a riot sale is better than Price is Right for free shit!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 17, 2019
mugGet the riot salemug.

weekly sales flyers

Legalized harassment by mail.
I called da local post office and opted out of receiving weekly sales flyers (I almost never buy anything from them, anyway, and I wanted to save on pulp-trees), but I keep getting them anyway; turns out that the USPS always just drops off those ads at every box; they aren't even allowed to "pick and choose" where they deliver those bundles of nonsense.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
mugGet the weekly sales flyersmug.

St.Francis de sales Highschool

St Francis desales Highschool is a gay ass boring ass lame ass high school with racist teachers that favor every white student in existence. It’s also famously known for a rape incident that happened in the school parking lot with administrators such as bill stellar sugar coating it.
“Omg you go to St.Francis de sales Highschool that lame ass school”
by Desales class of 2020 September 9, 2021
mugGet the St.Francis de sales Highschoolmug.

Joke-Sale

A Joke-Sale is when they want you to think you're getting a good deal, but upon closer inspection it's really not. On the Internet, the original price is inflated and slashed out then the new price is very close to the actual price.
I tried to buy a new set of headphones on Black Friday but it was a Joke-Sale!
by GRINGOJS November 25, 2023
mugGet the Joke-Salemug.

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