A seasonal sport played on an oversized lawn by over grown men wearing form fitting uniforms, that leave nothing to the imagination. The basic point of the game is to capture the remainders of a dehydrated pig and carry it which has been shaped in the form of an egg (which makes me think the game originated around the famous breakfast of Bacon and eggs), and avoid the group hugs the opposing team is trying to include you in, to your side of the lawn. There you wiggle your butt, jump up and down and listen to the audience yell at you to shake your moneymaker again.
by CountryComet March 11, 2014
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by Massivegoob June 10, 2007
where football is played naked often by teen guys in a secluded spot for teen women. Women love to watch naked football. It is a tough sport. No cup or anything else is used and a knee to the genitals is fair.
by Deep blue 2012 March 22, 2010
Temple is the up-and-coming power of the Mid-American Conference. After Temple defeated Northern Illinois, 16-15, on Oct. 6, 2007, NIU coach Joe Novak said, "I said it last year and I'll say it again, Temple is the team of the future in this league." The Owls have recruited the top two classes in 2006 and 2007 as ranked by collegefootballnews.com and scout.com.
University of Southern California football is more like Temple football in that the two teams play in large cities.
by Papreps October 12, 2007