Floor-Meeting

When your face meets the floor. Often occurs when you have purchased a carton of Smirnoff Double Blacks.

Also used to subtly imply you're going to get wasted. You would only use this term if there is someone around you don't want to know you're going to get inebriated.

B Rad: Shit man, I skulled that six-pack of Double Blacks and had about eighty floor-meetings.
Bettsy: Shatted

or

Dugong: (During church) Yo man, wanna come to a Floor-Meeting tonight?
Bettsy: Why not...Casual?
Dugong: Extreme Casual...

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 9, 2007

floor it

The act of deficating on the floor. Typcially as a practical joke at a place of buisiness.

-Keith went to walmart to floor it today.
-Ugh, I'd hate to be the one to have to clean it up!

by Adam Kawasaki April 24, 2008

floor pie

Cunnilingus the acy of eating pie with both participants on the floor.

What Homer Simpson actually meant; an example of the latemt adult humour imbedded in the Simpsons.

by SuperDave May 22, 2005

Floor It

laughing so hard that you just fall on the floor and “floor it”.

“i’m gonna floor it. BYE”

by abigailsweatshirt December 29, 2019

floor prize

A nugget of marijuana, some cash, or anything of value
mistakingly found lying on ground/floor.

I was completely dry until I practically tripped over this
nice floor prize.

by kc94kc94 July 26, 2007

floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.

Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.

by Seth L-V February 5, 2008

floor nerding

to sit in on the floor of a corridor at a web conference checking your email on the conference wifi.

floor nerding is much seen at the South By South West conference.

by Richard Pope March 10, 2008