Flavor of the month

What a girl likes a guy to be, depending on what month it is.

Is this your flavor of the month, with his tight jeans and his unisex/androgynous sweater that looks like a Christmas present from his senile grandmother, the one that keeps forgetting who the present is for, and his frosted tips? Before I turn myself into one of those guys for you, I will eat another twinkie and wear something that makes you sick to your stomach. The systematic emasculation and pussification of the male half of the human race isn't being yourself for a girl, it is bullying no matter what sex you are.

by The Original Agahnim August 8, 2021

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.

"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024

flavor envelope

A taco that isn't shaped like a taco. It has taco ingredients. It tastes like a fantastic taco. However it does not operate like a taco. Folded like an envelope (yes people still send mail the old fashioned way) you open it into taco EEeeeectsasy...welcome to flavour country my friends:)

Open your flavor envelope and cure your hunger. You are hangry and bitchy.

by banana1997 May 2, 2018

full flavor profile

When your partner is so proficient at performing fellatio and has a long enough tongue to lick our anus, taint, and scrotum at the same time.

I've heard that Beth's tongue is so long she can have the full flavor profile.

by The Crafty Otter August 14, 2017

PISS FLAVORED SLIME

i love piss flavored slime it is very healthy and good for you how to make it 1: have pee with you 2: make the slime 3:mix them together and there you go you have piss flavored slime made bye:inosukesstankyassfurryboarballs aka zenitsus..tears

hey what do you like? piss flavored slime

by zenitsus..tears August 1, 2022

milkshake flavored tupence

it gives you a milky tash

pulf you have a milky tash

by bekki October 3, 2004

flavor-sin

Flavor sin

n. When a drunk, pregnant wife, or culinary amateur mixes wildly disparate and uncomplementary flavors with resultant gastrosplosions.

see Flavorcaust, tastespicable.

Shelley mixed Mello-Yello, Fritos, and Chocolate Ice Cream together. She committed the most tastespicable flavor-sin of them all.

Forgive us our flavor-sins as we forgive those who flavor-sin against us.

The world will never forget the flavor-sins committed during the Flavorcaust.

by Taschmel March 16, 2012