flaketard

A person whose level of flakiness (i.e. unreliability, undependability, fickleness, etc.) is so extreme that it borders on magnitude of mental retardation.

First he says he'll call me right back, which he doesn't. Then he begs me to go out last Saturday only to bail out when I call him when he's late. What a flaketard!

by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006

Flake Artist

Someone who skillfully and willfully escapes pre-existing plans with friends or associates (see flake). Able to wriggle out of plans no matter how soon the event approaches with a perfectly sound excuse. Also characterized by the tendency of a person to ignore phone calls or text messages close to the time of said plans.

"Krystal and i were supposed to go bowling last night, but she didn't return any of my calls or texts. What a flake artist!"

"Stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. You think she is still coming?" "Hell no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!"

by Rob TheBeast May 19, 2009

flake effect

When pouring milk on cereal, the milk bounces off the flakes at the wrong angle spilling everywhere.

Every morning I have to clean off my flake effect.

by CBH January 12, 2009

Flik-flak

To move in an indecisive fashion. To browse.

I saw her flik-flaking around John lewis the other day.

I thought I'd pop up west, have a flik-flak about.

by Cynthia Purple-Pencil March 4, 2004

La flaka

The girl crush or slutty barrio girl to a Hispanic male. typically wears bright red lipstick, slutty clothes, and has a big nice ass

Cholo: that chica is my "la flaka"

by Justablackguy December 22, 2013

Frosted Shit Flakes

Pieces of fecies that gather at the bottom of the toilet. I'm talkin bout that 2nd flush crew.

Sorry bro, but i took a nasty ass dump and left some frosted shit flakes.

by Jesus Cristos August 22, 2007

Bake and Flake

To smoke someone's weed or be smoked out, and leave right after

"Where'd Jake go? I thought you guys said you were gonna blaze?"

"We did, but then he pulled a Bake and Flake"

by Bryan Sanson January 25, 2008