FELONISTA

A person with a "criminal" history

They are a felonista and cannot get a job after serving time.

by Chely Belly October 16, 2017

filenbach

A little bitch that no one likes

Ugh that guys such a filenbach

by Kenny from the west October 23, 2017

Fillong

When a man cums in a woman's vagina and the woman squirts, a bit of the cum goes with the woman's squirt. This mixture is called fillong.

Last night, me and betty made a crap ton of fillong.

by Gasss December 1, 2017

filinho de papai

A guy that it's rich(or not) that brags about all the expensive stuff that he has like a spoiled brat that he is, all his stuff normaly its purchased with his dad's money(giving the name "filinho de papai" wich means "daddy's boy" )

Dude check my new rolex!

Bro stop being a filinho de papai you not even work, and brag as if you bough it yourself!

by Aquele cara ali January 7, 2018

felony bag

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.

Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?

Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!

by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018

felony cute

Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.

The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.

by Poppy Doodle June 18, 2018

felony cute

Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.

The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.

by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018