FELCH

To suck cum out of someone's asshole.

After I fucked him, I felched him. Got a mouthful of my own cum!

by WTF33139 August 27, 2009

Cradle of Filth

A really great black metal band from England. They have really great guitars, haunting keyboard solos and best of all they have anti-christian lyrics inspired by 14th century gothica. I'm waiting for them to go on tour because I hear they kick some major fucking ass.

Songs:
Her Ghost in the Fog
Lord Abortion
Hallowed be thy Name-Iron Maiden cover

by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

cradle of filth

One of the best bands of all time. They have great guitaring, great drumming, great bass, great keyboarding and amazing vocals.

Cradle Of Filth: Lord Abortion (best song)

by Innanova February 7, 2004

Filchy Mong

The act of catching a fluffy hamster in the mouth once it has shot out of a dead persons cummy anus, due to the fact that another person has jumped from height onto the body of the dead individual.

Marge managed to succesfully filchy mong barry once andrew had agreed to jump from the window onto the barry's belly.

by the filchy mongers! April 24, 2009

cradle of filth

cradle of filth are a good metal band - they have there own sound unlike anything else, i would not call them black metal cuz there more black metal than anything else, there vocals dani filth has a amazing voice, he can do normal melodic singing but he prefers the screeches,
cradle of filth revolves around dani filth. No one really knows anything about the band besides dani. The teenage fan base (usually the feminine) see dani as a sex object. but really with none of the other band members there would be no cradle.
There best albums are "Midian", "bitter suites to succubi", "dusk and her embrace", and "damnation and a day" (in my general opinion)
there latest album "nymphetamine" is also very good. but its alot more melodic than any of there other albums, i enjoy listening to it, but the other fans slag it off.

Cradle of Filth fan: have u heard the knew song by CoF, its called gilded cunt.

Scary-BM-Pagan-Dude: poser! cradle suck! im gunna burn down churches cuz of u know!

*CoF fan sucks the Pagan of his blood*

by Dimmu-666-borgir December 28, 2005

felch cut

The act of cutting one self or another during that act of felching.

Jeremy got one hell of a felch cut from little Jimmy's straw.

by Biatch551 September 10, 2005

felch

a guy fucks someone in the ass, cums in the ass, then sucks the cum out with a straw

brian felched jen

by me September 6, 2003