Cock Fondler

One Who Fondles Cocks

Feck off Yee Cock Fondler Bastard!

by RangerPickleDick666 May 26, 2021

double fender decker

when you earn 10 bucks, so you try to double it for 20, but then someone robs you by hiding your earned money in an electric guitar.

Person 1: Hey, I’m pretty sure my money got stolen last Tuesday by that guy with the fender guitar

Person 2: Someone probably pulled a double fender decker on you then….

by imfrom2014 February 3, 2022

Foot fondler

This phrase refers to someone who is sexualy stimulated by feet and therefore may fondle with there sexual parters feet

Foot fondling or a foot fetish is something 5hat can be labelled under the umbrella term kinks

Broo Simon creeps me out he loves feet he is such a foot fondler

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 4, 2022

Rodent fondler

Donald trump favorite hobbie

Yeah I heard he's going to the rodent fondler event downtown. Apparently Donald trump is hosting it.

by butterballz August 17, 2022

HUNTER FENDER

HAS THE HOTTEST GIRLFRIEND.
HAS GREAT TASTE (EXCEPT BITCHES IN THE PAST WHEN HE HAD NO STANDARDS).
HIS GIRLFRIEND CLADIE IS CRAZY AS FUCK SO BITCHES STAY BACK.

HIS BOYFRIENDS ARE GONNA GET FUCKED UP TOO.

HAS A THIRD LEG.

Hunter Fender is like the WHOLE PACKAGE.

by your fav ;) April 12, 2023

jack findley

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".

"im sorry, ill turn down the volume of this come dine with me episode right away" - jack findley

by e.Trapz April 25, 2023

Transgender Fender Bender II

This is a sex act where the male participant is at his climax, but just before he cums he fists the female participant but he puts his whole hand in the vaginal cavity and grips the inner lining of the vagina, and tugs at it and then releasing . This makes the female feel intense euphoria until the pain kicks in.

"Todd gave me the transgender fender bender II last night and can't feel my finger nails right now."

by INEEDTODIE August 22, 2023