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Facesbook profile

The phenomenon wherein it impossible for a Facebook user to have a profile pic of only themselves but instead always have a picture of themselves and their significant other.
Sarah and Adam are both using the same picture of themselves on Facebook... it's almost like they worry people will wonder if they're lonely or single if their facesbook profiles don't match.
by Colonel Linguist September 5, 2015
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Facesitting

When a someone sits on another someone's face.

Preferably naked but clothes works just as well.
That bitch was into some kinky shit nigga, like she was into bondage and facesitting n' shit cuz.
by WRYYYYYYYYYY March 7, 2019
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Pwns Faces

adj., verb, from pwn, derived from own, and faces as in your face. Meaning:

1. Is really cool, great, or impressive.

2. Dominates at something, is really good at.
"Have you seen Victor's new phone? It pwns faces!"

"I pwn faces at soccer."
by Mysterioussstranger January 30, 2010
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mash faces

The act of kissing someone on the mouth repeatedly for an extended period of time, making out.
Yo bro wanna mash faces right now? No homo.
by Peeniss March 6, 2019
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ur species feces

the WORST roast in history of roasts. this roast will end anyone’s career you choose to end.
sexually confused person: “ur mom gay”
me, an intellectual: “ur sister a mister”
sexually confused person: “ur family tree LGBT”
me, an intellectual: “ur species feces”
*sexually confused person’s body explodes into a million pieces and dies a brutal death and his heart is shattered into smitherines.
by vloneslatt May 21, 2018
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Facestalker

A pastime involving the relentless stalking of individuals over the friend network site Facebook, This Usually involves repeated periods of masturbations over the victim’s photographs.
'I'm a Facestalker, I'll find you and cum over your pictures'
by The wiseman 22 June 21, 2009
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Feces of Death

Dying in an attempt to expel an abnormal amount of toxins through means of shitting, much like Elvis.
Sweat poured from his body as he faced the Feces of Death while rocking on the toilet.
by sinner86 February 10, 2008
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