Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000

Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below

If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser

But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.

Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.

by jake April 1, 2005

Windshield Factor

Cooling effect experienced by humans due to velocity of wind as measured from the windshield of an automobile traveling at a rate of speed equivalent to current wind conditions as reported by the National Weather Service (NWS).

"I know it's only 28 degrees outside, but the windshield factor makes it feel more like 10 below zero!"

by SF Sam January 1, 2009

orbit factor.

1. When many ugly girls orbit, or are friends with a hot girl in hopes of acquiring some of the positve attention.
2. When one hot girl has many annoying ugly friends.

ORBIT FACTOR. Jesus Christ.

by Zacharoo March 25, 2003

z-factor

The person who is always holding up the group. Consistently the straggler in the group and frequently for "dumb" reasons.

"Where's the z-factor?"
"Rich? He's back there reading that street sign."

by reade January 6, 2009

GH Factor

That effect you get from playing to much guitar hero or rock band, and theres that invisible black hole that everything in the room gets sucked towards.

Anthony: DUDE! GH FACTOR
Gilbert: I KNOW MAN! EVERYTHINGS MORPHIN' AROUND!

by xboxfreak1121 December 29, 2009

Pucci Factor

When a friend consistently exaggerates past events and experiences

Reality: The party we went to had a ratio of 50/50 guys girls

Pucci Factor: "that party was so packed full of chicks, they were giving me eyes allll night"

by coffeespoon January 17, 2011

Butt Factor

Noun: The amount of butt crack that could potentially peek out when wearing certain clothing.

Before you wear a form-fitting shirt with low rise jeans, be sure to check the butt factor.

Plumbers don't seem to care about the butt factor.

by Creepytastik September 6, 2011