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hoar frost

When a hooker drops her panties in the middle of winter
Damn, boy! That bitch done got some hoar frost
by kurtbeans45 December 19, 2014
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frosted malt

When a guy is titty fucking a girl and right before he blows his load he places his nut sack in her mouth for a good sucking and sprays his man juice all over the top of her hair.
Wes gave that bitch ass ptp'er a frosted malt last night!
by Cody May 4, 2004
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Hot Frosting

after having sex with a girl blowing your load into a cup microwaving it and throwing it in the girls face
"He said he was gettin cinnaman rolls when he left the room then he came in with a cup threw the contents onto my face and yelled HOT FROSTING BITCH!!!
by conjon way May 4, 2010
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Frosted Cupcake

frosted cupcake (n): the act of farting into ones hand then immediatly slapping someone in the face with said hand.
"Jesus Christ you need a Frosted Cupcake so goddamned badly it hurts..."
by Matt Fortune November 11, 2006
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frosted flakes

Amazing marajuana that has so many THC crystal on it, it resembles the ceral frosted flakes.
Now that shit is some frosted flakes.
by FFS July 16, 2005
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frosted obama

When you cum in a girl's ass and the next morning she wakes up, takes a shit, and finds cum covered poo as a product of last nights events.
Girl - "Hey did you come in my ass last night?"
Guy - "Yea, why?"
Girl - "Just checking because I just took a frosted obama"
by corner jerker March 9, 2011
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Jack Frost

When you freeze a bottle of lube and then use it to briskly stroke your shaft. Bonus points if you are sitting on the edge of a chair with your testicles hanging over a lit tea light candle on the floor. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)
Hey Dave, I dropped my bottle of KY Jelly in a snow bank and when I found it I gave myself a Jack Frost.
by Network Pathogen February 11, 2021
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