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john force burnout

a burnout so fucking big that you cant see anything for miles
"Frankie just did a john force burnout in shit car"
by xgstxguyx June 23, 2006
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Force-sorting

Force-sorting is the process of re-naming a file, folder or other computer information in order to control the order in which information is displayed in a device, generally a portable music player or cellular phone.

A common examples is the addition of punctuation or additional numbers or letters to artists names in a software program like iTunes so that they appear early or later in your playlist.

For instance, renaming "Loudon Wainwright III" as "!Loudon" in order to ensure that Loudon Appears at the top of a list of names.

Other examples included adding additional spaces, changing "Elissa Robbins" into "E lissa Robbins," so that your best friend appears at the top of the list of "E"s in your cellular telephones address book.
I went to call Charles and instead of having to scroll down past Caleb, Carl, and Cecilia, I luckily had used force-sorting and as a result, he appeared at the top of the list as C harles.
by carlygoodman September 5, 2007
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Air Force

A branch of the military services known for direct action and a casual approach to problem-solving. Sleeping under clean sheets is an essential component of the lifestyle.
Example 1. If you need a bridge, factory or city removed, call the Air Force and it will be gone before happy hour at the Officers' Club.

Example 2. If you told Navy personnel to "secure a building," they would turn off the lights and lock the doors. The Armywould occupy the building so no one could enter. Marines would assault the building, capture it, and defend it with suppressive fire and close combat, leveling it in the process. The Air Force, on the other hand, would take out a three-year lease with an option to buy.
by brucemcdon June 27, 2005
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forced orgasm

A forced orgasm is consensual BDSM or kinky sexual play whereby a person consents to be forced to orgasm despite their attempts to delay or not to orgasm.
I wanna be tied up and have a forced orgasm while blindfolded.
by 8813 December 28, 2019
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foreshadowing

an indication that something is

about to happen
EDP445: I scared a 7 year old girl
EDP445: sends fucked up messages to an underage girl
people online: this is definitely one of the best examples of foreshadowing
by stunna2k April 23, 2021
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Jefferson Forest High School

Basically a bee hive of weed, thots, and straight up ass teachers. Jefferson Forest offers no launch pad into the future, and likely no academic benefits whatsoever. Teachers with condoms, Juul hideouts, and nudes all over the place is what you’ll find when attending this school.
Yo did you go to Jefferson Forest High School? Yeah man, I got 3 STD’s and lung cancer.
by Jacob Mosely May 9, 2019
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Awesome show meant to be watched exclusively by those who are extremely high, for the following reasons:

Contains tantalizing, colorful depictions of giant food

Comes on very late at night

The title. What the hell does "aqua teen" mean? The creators puff for sure

Loose, unrealistic plot lines suggest the show was never supposed to make sense to non-stoned minds

The characters are food, dammit, and they talk in funny voices
(watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Guy 1: Oh my GOD, talking, dancing meatballs are funny. Look at the funny meatball! Look at the funny meatball! He's BREAK DANCING! That's sooo awesome!

Guy 2: I feel you, man. Hey, let's see if we can't order, like, a meatball pizza from Poppa John's. I got the mad munchies.

Guy 1: Yeah, then we can top it with Doritos and dip it in ranch dressing!

Guy 2: Sweet.
by GermanOrganistBrock January 3, 2010
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