An "Eskimo Bum Chum" is an act where two cold Eskimo's would kneel on all fours with their anuses parallel to each other. They then pass a log of feces back in forth through their anal cavities, creating friction and warmth to protect them from the harsh cold elements. It is also a wonderful bonding experience.
"It got cold last night and the heater broke, so me and Smith did the Eskimo Bum Chum to stay warm."
by akumabison June 20, 2017
Get the Eskimo Bum Chum mug.When your father has had sex with your friends mom, and your friend had came from the same hole making your friend your Eskimo Uncle while being Eskimo Brothers with your father.
Man 1: If you and your friend fuck the same girl, it makes you Eskimo Brothers. So if your dad fucks your friends mom does that make y’all cousins?
Man 2: Eskimo Brothers mean sharing the same hole, or passing by the same igloo. So it can’t turn into cousins.
Man 1: Hold up, I’m onto something.
Nooo.. Yor dad and friend would be Eskimo brothers making him your Eskimo Uncle!
This is how it was created.
Man 2: Eskimo Brothers mean sharing the same hole, or passing by the same igloo. So it can’t turn into cousins.
Man 1: Hold up, I’m onto something.
Nooo.. Yor dad and friend would be Eskimo brothers making him your Eskimo Uncle!
This is how it was created.
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Meaning penis or penetration, igloo being the vigina. Eskimo entering the igloo obviously being smexy time!
Male: "Do you like my Eskimo?"
Female: "Just shut up an go in my igloo already!"
Male: "Sure its a bit chilly out here..."
Female: "omfg...."
Female: "Just shut up an go in my igloo already!"
Male: "Sure its a bit chilly out here..."
Female: "omfg...."
by BestroChen December 10, 2019
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by Bigp October 23, 2017
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the result is a cum covered shit. usually in communal toilets.
the result is a cum covered shit. usually in communal toilets.
by AkIRA22 November 9, 2006
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by connor hall May 4, 2007
Get the horny eskimo kiss mug.The process whereby you take a poo, freeze the log, and then use said log to bang a chick. Like a dildo.
"Hey Mustang, how did you make out with that chick last night?"
"Damn, Jacek, that stanky was sooo kinky she let me take here to the top of Lake Louise and give her an Eskimo Pie"
"Damn, Jacek, that stanky was sooo kinky she let me take here to the top of Lake Louise and give her an Eskimo Pie"
by Mustang Billy February 10, 2010
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