Jimi Hendrix Experience

The Jimi Hendrix Experience describes the intense sensation of lying down and having a girl's vagina rubbed all over your face.

Dude I can't wait to experience the Jimi Hendrix Experience tonight.

by spicybeef003 October 7, 2009

15 years of experience

A term used liberally by technology people (mostly systems administrators) who are not yet 30, but still somehow have 15 years of real world experience.

Brian: "I'm not trying to be insulting, I'm just using 15 years of experience doing this stuff to come to a resolution. Its been rare that I've let you guys down in that respect, so don't take it as Brian being insulting, take it as Brian asking you to let Brian worry about the details."

Chris: "Ok, Brian."

by cfarley February 29, 2008

Josh Experience

An experience, usually involving a person named Josh, which can either be very amazing or the exact opposite. It can be an acquired taste for some, but it always leaves everyone laughing.

Ex: Sam hates the Josh Experience, but he always finds it hilarious.
Ex: "How was the Josh Experience?" "It was alright, but I just wanted spaghetti." " Did we have the same Josh Experience?"

by skajeet_creator February 22, 2021

wife expectancy

In a marriage doomed for failure, the measurement of length used primarily for betting purposes of the groom's friends.

I can't believe he's marrying that psychopath. Wife expectancy of two years, max.

by Spyrokeet December 24, 2008

experian

Basically a bunch of twats, that decide whether you get credit (cell phone, mortgage etc.)and how expensive this would be. They also charge you for viewing your "score" and keep it on file for ages. So basically they bum rape you.

Poor credit dude:
"hey experian you twats, give me some credit"

Experian: "No you missed a payment to the credit card company once!"

by Master Bates101 September 15, 2007

the billy crystal experience

A renaming of the sexual term 69. Used so others do not know that you are talking about anything remotely sexual.

Me an my girlfriend totally did the billy crystal experience.

by David Blaze October 2, 2006

Great Expectations

A novel written by the famed Victorian era author Charles Dickens in the year 1861. The novel centers on the life of Pip, who was a poor rural boy, until a mysterious benefactor turned him into a London gentleman, and how Pip deals with the fact that his great expectations have left him so much disappointment. It is widely considered one of Charles Dickens’ best novels, and is read in schools all over the world.

man #1 "of all Charles Dickens' novels which is your favorite?"

man#2 "probably Great Expectations, it was exceptionally well written"

by David_Copperfield11 August 22, 2011