Ethan

A guy with a fat cock and will eat you out at any point just call him up

Friend 1 :Hey did u get eaten out by Ethan

Friend 2 :no not yet

Friend 1 :oh just call him

by Bob fagot May 23, 2020

Ethan

Somebody who is abnormally short.

Person 1: Did you see how short that man was? He was like 4' 8"!
Person 2: He must be an Ethan.

by dwere September 11, 2020

Ethan

A good friend and somebody who makes me laugh

Me: I want to die
Ethan: lol do it

by Mememaster1998 May 21, 2019

Ethan

Ethan, he is one of the best guys u'll ever meet! He's a smart ass, surely, but he's also kind. He's really weird and that's what u gotta love about him! He's got that smile that makes u just wanna smile with him, when be laughs, u can't help but laugh with him! When u hang out with him, he looks at u and it brings joy to u! His friends are usually always around. If u're ever lucky enough to meet an Ethan, never let him go

Person 1: omg i couldn't stop laughing at Ethan's joke!!

Person 2: ikr! He's so funny

by wolfgirl12329 January 21, 2019

Ethan

Short...Just short

Dave: look at that kid
Bob:He is such a Ethan

by The pig October 19, 2021

Ethan

some kid who is really annoying, has no or very few friends, and is generally disliked by others around him. should definitely think about getting a life

"Look at that kid, he's an Ethan!"

by randomshit69 October 30, 2019

Ethan

If you find an Ethan consider yourself lucky. His brown eyes will find you instantly and you’ll never want to leave the room. He can be the absolute sweetest person. He knows when someone is upset or needs a friend. He has the cutest smile that will leave you speechless.

Lucky! You found yourself an Ethan!

by Fivethousand4once May 12, 2019