Ethan

A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.

Did you see Ethan?

Fuck he's a stud.

Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.

by BloopBloopDoopadeDoop November 13, 2020

Ethan

Short...Just short

Dave: look at that kid
Bob:He is such a Ethan

by The pig October 19, 2021

Ethan

Ethan, he is one of the best guys u'll ever meet! He's a smart ass, surely, but he's also kind. He's really weird and that's what u gotta love about him! He's got that smile that makes u just wanna smile with him, when be laughs, u can't help but laugh with him! When u hang out with him, he looks at u and it brings joy to u! His friends are usually always around. If u're ever lucky enough to meet an Ethan, never let him go

Person 1: omg i couldn't stop laughing at Ethan's joke!!

Person 2: ikr! He's so funny

by wolfgirl12329 January 21, 2019

Ethan

Very confusing and annoying. Incredibly stubborn.

Ughh I just met an Ethan

by very annoyed sasha June 2, 2020

Ethan

Wasting there time chasing imaginary people, doesn’t seem real. Hide behind parents and spend times making excuses if you meet one make fun of them, they are easy to lie to and they will always throw money out to fake people so always lie to them about being their friend…

That boy ethan doesn’t know his girlfriend is getting piped by the bully that harassing him but hey let not let him know that…

by Biggestkikever October 4, 2021

Ethan

He sucks cock

Man 1: Did you have Ethan eat you out?
Man 2: Totally Man

by A Man Who Has A Name March 4, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is that guy in your group chat who everyone hates but kinda likes, he shots innocent snakes and his brother often throws 2x4s at stray cats, also he just doesn't shut the Fuck up

You: *talking to your other friends with no worry Ethan will show up*
Ethan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: shut up Ethan

by Nonyabuidness September 23, 2021