election

An event where you have to decide which moron is less braindead and has a slightly less retarded way of saving the world.

Elections suck

by nlolhere July 14, 2020

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Election year

A year before a presidential election in which no one can get along, everyone is divided, cancel culture is rampant, and it seems endless until the day after the winner is announced and we go back to being normal for 3 years until the next election year.

I hate election years

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2020

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ejection handle

The aluminum rail frequently located along the walls of the handicapped restroom stall that allows the occupant to gain extra leverage to help them evacuate a tough to eject shit.

Paul: Henry! What are you doing standing here there's tons of stalls available?!?
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

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cranial-erectonomy

a medical procedure of pulling someones head out of their ass

my friend was suffering from cranial rectitis, so the doctr performed a cranial-erectonomy

by Shoulin Funk July 20, 2010

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Election Day

(United States)
The 1st Tuesday of random months throughout the year when people go out to vote on things that don't matter to anybody at all.

(2008 United States Presidential Election)
The day 6.5 billion people watched CNN to see The Great Messiah Obama become the 1st black president of The United States of America.

"Who did you vote for last Election Day?"

>>"Who cares? It wasn't the 2008 United States Presidential Election."

"Good point."

by southparkrox October 12, 2009

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