english teacher

worst fucking teacher ever. gives you F's for no reason

Cameron : the english teacher just gave me extra homework for breathing
Rick : same

by sagiri izumi May 20, 2020

English Breakfast

When a British girl gives you a blowjob --- she sucks your sausage and beans (cock and balls).

"That burd Moira gave me an English breakfast"
"She made you breakfast in bed?"
"No, ya wanker! She sucked my willy!"

by LVW October 6, 2019

English people

A nation of people that are often Stereotyped. I am here today to give the facts behind the opinion.
A. Bad teeth- Well, er, okay, this one's true.
B. Overweight- Er, well, I guess this one's true too.
E. Posh accents- I personally have a posh accent, as I come from Oxford :) But there's many other accents; such as Cockney Geordie and Brummie.
F. Swear a lot- I don't know what the fuckinghell you're talking about!
G. Bad on Xbox live- Well, not a lot of English men or women even go on Xbox live. It's normally teens or children, who have not yet matured. It's kinda unfair to base the whole of England from these people, that all the English hate too.
H. Rude- Well, we're more sarcastic than rude.
I. Hate Americans- Actually, this one's not true. Most English people love the Americans, and it's just the small majority that go around on Xbox live slagging off the Americans. But they're not even considered as English people, they have their own race called 'chav'
K. Drink a lot of tea- Ok, I can't deny this one.

I hope that cleared some things up for you! Have a nice day, and cheerio!

Just go watch Charlieissocoollike or Nerimon to find out what English people are really like and get off your Xbox. The chavs are not people. They are witches and should be burnt at the stake.

by Murderburger May 7, 2011

English Shower

When someone goes to use the bathroom to deficate and they turn the shower on full blast to decieve the other people in the house. The steam will then carry the smell throughout the house making it blatently obvious of what occured

I think Suzie just took an english shower..

by Matt70823 December 19, 2014

english women

English women are the craziest of women, they know how to live their life’s to the fullest! All they want in life is fun and happiness. Middle eastern countries often refer to the English as being sluts, however this is far from true. English women are the most loyal and honest people you’ll meet. Unlike the Germans and polish who are the most sluttiest of people. Polish women will sleep with anyone and anywhere just the same as Germans. So if you are wanting a European women please don’t go near the Germans or polish!! Chose an English lady if you want looking after, honesty, loyalty and a great life. An English lady will only do this to someone she truly loves.

An English women can make any man happy!

by seriousanswers May 25, 2018

English Breakfast

1. A hot breakfast, distinct from a continental breakfast, which does not include cooked foods.

2. Sometimes English Breakfast is used as code to describe hot sex in the morning.
3. A booty-call that occurs first thing in the morning.
4. A hard-core gang-bang involving eggs and sausage.

I had a hot English Breakfast with you-know-who this morning. The hotel room had the odor of an English Muffin afterward.

by Chestnut + Hazel April 16, 2019

English Pharmacy

1. N.- A pharmacy located in the country of England.

2. V.- When a man successfully attempts inserting both his penis and testicles into another man or woman's anus. Variation, see: English Medicine Cabinet

1. My they have such a wide selection at the local English pharmacy.

2. Fuck that, I'm only trying that English Pharmacy thing once!

by Bexxx May 1, 2004