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Urban Elf

Refers to some men who live in large urban areas and have surrendered, lost, or never had a strong sense of traditional masculinity, partly due to the urban culture and lack of contact with nature.

Instead of engaging in traditional male activities they live very 'safe' lifestyles, often feminized. They eschew hunting, fishing, camping, the outdoors, self-sufficiency, or repairing things that break. Instead they prefer hanging out in coffee shops, trendy cafes, nightclubs, and working on Wall Street. They have totally absorbed the dogma of PC behavior and act highly offended at any evidence of thinking that does not resemble their own. The especially look down on rural folk and think anyone not from a city on the east coast or southern California is an ignorant redneck in the south. They engage in virtue signalling in a melodramatic manner, often in front of an audience of minorities and women.

'Louis CK' is a perfect example. As are most actors, white collar workers and corporate employees, They typically don't own cars and think NYC is the center of the universe. The city park is their only contact with soil and grass.

(Related to 'metro-sexual' but refers to more than just a style of dress. Also, it does NOT refer to gay men, though some gays may be considered Urban Elves).
"Those urban elves wouldn't survive one night alone in the woods. Most of them have likely never used a firearm and can't even manage a large knife."

"Urban males have become pussified, soft, and stuck in PC culture and attitudes. This urban elf needs to learn to be a man again."
by Tiewaz May 21, 2017
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Shelf on an Elf

Sex position shelf on an elf is where a man with a large stomach rests it on a woman's ass during doggy style
After I moved the elf on a shelf I gave the missus shelf on an elf
by TheDW December 19, 2013
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Ass elf

One of santa's little helpers. He escaped from the Asylum up north. Now he hides in peoples behinds, usually in the rectum. If you detect an Ass elf early, you won't have to dig it out with plyers.
"If Jimmy left that Ass elf in for 2 more days, they would've had to rip him a new one just to get it out."
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Pyro Elf

A spear-creatin obcessed with the many uses of spears and magical bodily juices. Resistance against this nocturnal vegetarian is futile.
Pyro Elf showed me his spear and made me whimper.
by Fergus June 19, 2004
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Space Elf

A Space Elf is one who has large black eyes and pale skin. They have unnatural colors of hair like purple, silver and aqua. Space Elf's usually have lots of body modifications.
These black contacts make me look like a space elf..
by Psycho Lexi March 11, 2013
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newb elf

A warcraft 3 player who chooses night elf as his race, primarily because of the ease of use. Abuses elf to the full extent and/or whines about huntress armor type and how imbalanced balanced units are.
stfu newb elf and get some skill.
I just lost to a newb elf, time to go shoot myself.
Please abuse more stupid newb elf.
by TerrorBlade December 30, 2004
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Dark Elf

Megaman Zero 2/3.
Originally called the Mother Elf, she was created to end the Maverick Wars. Afterwards she was sealed away to prevent the misues of her power. But the evil Dr. Weil captured and corrupted her, turning her into the evil Dark Elf. This event sparked the Elf Wars.
The corruption was removed upon the destruction of Omega, Zero's original body.
"Before she was called the Dark Elf, she had another name..." ~Original X
by Dark_T_Zeratul January 7, 2005
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