ejaculength

the distance your semen goes when you have an orgasm

guy 1: how far is your ejaculength
guy 2: i've gotten it to about 6 feet

by BigDickTdubb January 29, 2017

Ejaculation Station

A bachelor pad. Synonymous with Stabbin' Cabin.

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!

by stxnthamix February 8, 2018

ejaculeulogy

A heartfelt benediction spoken after an ejaculation.

Wow, that was a moving ejaculeulogy!

by Marvin R October 29, 2018

Ejacucramp

As ejaculation occurs the muscles at the base of the penis that assist with such an act start to cramp. Happen to be quite painful but also slightly pleasant.

"I told Andrew I had an ejacucramp this morning, the pain was oddly satisfying"

by KenzieBoht September 30, 2019

EACKR

A rare spirit name
Fourth letter in eye color
Second letter in first name
Third letter in birth month
Fourth letter in favorite drink
First letter in favorite animal

Example:
Gre(e)n
S(a)mantha
De(c)ember
Mil(k)
(R)hino
Spirit name: EACKR

by Flyingcake109 July 19, 2021

Ejaculate and evacuate

While having sex little by little you start putting on your clothes, so that the second you spread your load you can hit the road.

Stacy's parents were coming home so i had to Ejaculate and evacuate.

Also fuck you Emerson Stecher.

by MrGreenBeanz April 10, 2022

ejacculatte

when you bust a nut in your girlfriends, or bosses coffee

me: yo jack, you know my wife

jack: yeah, duh

me: i served her a ejacculatte

by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022