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ejaculength

the distance your semen goes when you have an orgasm
guy 1: how far is your ejaculength
guy 2: i've gotten it to about 6 feet
by BigDickTdubb January 29, 2017
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Ejaculation Station

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!
by stxnthamix February 8, 2018
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ejaculeulogy

A heartfelt benediction spoken after an ejaculation.
Wow, that was a moving ejaculeulogy!
by Marvin R October 29, 2018
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Ejacucramp

As ejaculation occurs the muscles at the base of the penis that assist with such an act start to cramp. Happen to be quite painful but also slightly pleasant.
"I told Andrew I had an ejacucramp this morning, the pain was oddly satisfying"
by KenzieBoht September 30, 2019
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EACKR

A rare spirit name
Fourth letter in eye color
Second letter in first name
Third letter in birth month
Fourth letter in favorite drink
First letter in favorite animal
Example:
Gre(e)n
S(a)mantha
De(c)ember
Mil(k)
(R)hino
Spirit name: EACKR
by Flyingcake109 July 19, 2021
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Ejaculate and evacuate

While having sex little by little you start putting on your clothes, so that the second you spread your load you can hit the road.
Stacy's parents were coming home so i had to Ejaculate and evacuate.

Also fuck you Emerson Stecher.
by MrGreenBeanz April 10, 2022
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ejacculatte

when you bust a nut in your girlfriends, or bosses coffee
me: yo jack, you know my wife

jack: yeah, duh

me: i served her a ejacculatte
by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022
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