Earlyitis syndrome

When one feels the urge to arrive pointlessly early at a meeting point/lesson or place of work.

Symptoms may include....fear of lateness, sweaty/clammy hands, paranoia, anixety, redness in the cheeks, pacing arround frantically, waking up ridiculously early, irrational time keeping and setting of for destinations ridigly early just in case....

Example Earlyitis Syndrome:

Iain: Are we setting off in a minute we have to be at the hydro pool by 8.30am

Andy: No mate not yet, its only 5 past 8 and it takes two mins to get there no one will be there yet.

Iain: Well i'm going to set off just in case.

Andy arrives at 8.25am, anyone here yet Iain?

Iain: No mate, just me...wonder where everyone else is?

Andy: Probably still on the way mate for a guess...

Iain: Yer probably, I was getting worried there that no-one was going to turn up and I was in the wrong place!

by TylerDurdencfc November 9, 2011

Early Encore

When a band sucks so bad that you ask for one more song early on in their set. This is normally done in the first ten minutes of the set, but can be effective at any moment throughout the performance as long as it is premature and loud enough to be heard by the performers.

Doug: Man this band sucks; we better let em know how we feel with an Early Encore!

Mike: Great idea. I've heard enough.

All: One more song! One more song! One more song!

MC: We just started. We have plenty more songs...

All: One more song! One more song! One more song!

by Disgruntled Audience July 18, 2013

early morning sunrise

Cracking an egg in a woman's genitals after intercourse.

I loved her so much that I gave her a early morning sunrise

by datbistara January 29, 2017

early grave

when someone annoys you to the point you think you are going to die earlier than you should

Oh god you're going to drive me into an early grave

by Boiiis July 29, 2017

Early

Early which means a mini period mood in the morning for girls or like the hulk when hiss angry

You don’t want to know me in the morning it’s early

by Jpps25823 January 18, 2018

Early Access

• A version of a game that is available before the release date
• The type of game people would treat a beta

A. Hey dude, look at this beta version of Minecraft!
B. Cool! How many bugs have you reported to the developers?
A. ...
B. You treated it like an early access didn’t you?
A. I thought Early Access and Beta are synonyms...

by HyperGray December 20, 2019

Early Grave

A tragically young death, typically at or below the age of 40 or 50.

There's quite a few variations of the phrase. "Digging yourself an early grave", "Meeting an early grave", and "Driving someone into an early grave", to name a few.

1. Rhonda's son, Carson dug himself an early grave at the age of 29, thanks to his drug abuse and alcoholism.

2. Michael and Paula had a son named Harry, who met an early grave at the tender age of eight, due to leukemia.

3. Earl's job forced him to work odd hours, resulting in severe sleep deprivation. He aged very poorly as a result, and it ultimately drove him into an early grave at the age of 36.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 6, 2020