Dwafting

Meaning to shit on a small Chinese child

hey guys I’m bout to head out Im “dwafting” this Japanese looking kid

by Dwaft October 28, 2025

Dweef

The small squeaky sound made when air trapped under the foreskin gets pushed out.

“Bro, I moved too fast and accidentally let out a little dweef.”

by A.A.E December 6, 2025

Deafwannabe

It is a term that is often used critically describe a hearing person who inserts themselves into Deaf spaces, uses ASL, adopts Deaf cultural identity, and oversteps boundaries despite not being Deaf.

I do not want to go out on Deaf Night Out at Starbucks, it's overrun with Deafwannabes.

by momentsbylori January 9, 2026

Text Deaf

The lack of hearing emphasis on a word because it is only text. Capital letters do not mean anything besides shouting!

Girl 1: That rainbow is HUGE.

Guy: Thats what she said.

Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?

Guy: No I'm text deaf.

by Hyundaisalesman July 8, 2010

pone deaf

Pone deaf (medical definition): The final stage of a debilitating ear infection thought to be caused by excessive hair gel use and inappropriate humor. Symptoms include the purchase of superfelous designer clothing, uncontrolled fast food b...inging and terret like use of the words "dude" and "awesome"

The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.

Used in a sentence: The Annual telethon to raise awareness of the pone deaf could not cure lil' Jean Pierre of his inability to realize the joke was in fact on him.

by jaypce December 10, 2010

Stream Deaf

When you are taking a piss while simultaneously attempting to carry on a conversation with someone outside the general vicinity of the bathroom and the noise of your urinary stream making contact with the toilet water muffles the noise of the out-of-bathroom correspondent's dialogue.

Man taking piss's friend - "Hey Mike, get out here. This football game is turning into a real barn burner."

Man taking piss - "I'm stream deaf bro! I cant hear you!"

by BK347 October 29, 2010

cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year

Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop

by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016