Doof

When you fart out your dickhole

"The male queef"

He who doofs is a doofus

Jerry: Sorry guys

Steve: What?

Jerry: i doofed in the punch :(

Steve: awh, jerry you shitdick!

Kyle: dude what the fuck!?

Danielle: I just drank some, it's not that bad.

Steve: It smells now... i can taste it in the air..

Jerry: and the steak....

All: WTF!?!

Danielle: what didnt you doof on?

Steve: Im eating fucking doofsteak!

by the doofus master June 28, 2010

Fat doobie

A large roll of weed, that you snort not smoke.

Yeah man! Gimme dat fat doobie.

Dont do drugs.

by TheBigWood January 2, 2012

doffin

Doffin is the act/art of leaving a residual stamp on a girls forehead after she has completed a blow job. To qualify as a doffin the male receiving the blow job must exclaim "DOFFIN" in a high pitched scream as the stamp is administered.

Your mum asked me to doffin her last night. But i wasn't in the mood. We went bowling instead. Still pretty weird i guess.

by Dave Brubeck March 30, 2009

Doobige

When you be pack a mad stash of quality chronic

"Yo! hands off my doobige!"

by MizJackson April 30, 2003

doofidel

Someone who exhibits a moronic, yet sadistic personality and is seen as an outcast from society.

That doofidel, Old Man McJenkins, who lives near the abandoned mill, almost lured me into his cardboard box to skin me alive.

by Professor chubnuggets May 17, 2017

doofing

A ugly person who post pics of them on social media and thinks it’s cute

hey look at what noah posted what a doofing

by xoxololl March 27, 2020

doofangle

1. Someone of lower mental capacity.
2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.
3. A person who wanders around town with his underwear on outside of his jeans and/or shirts on inside out.

I was at the post office when this doofangle wandered in; He tried to put a trout in the Out of Town mail and his ball huggers had skid marks on them.

by Bad Billy December 4, 2003