dong ringer

One who only gives hand jobs no matter how many dates you go on.

25 dates and she still only gives me a hand job; she’s such a dong ringer.

by Majickcom1 July 13, 2021

Free Donges

A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.

NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....

Me: Hey Thad...
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!

by $ie July 16, 2008

Kenalin Dong

A Thai delicacy; Roasted dong (dick) slathered in honey and breaded in crushed bees.

wah ngga I do what you have the name meatball ...
kenalin dong ... hehehe

by LeSmidgen April 13, 2009

Dean Dong

Mister Dong is a ding dong known as Dean Dong. Asshole walks around with your mother at prom and has a flashlight. Tries to catch children having sex on the dance floor.

Our principal is such a Dean Dong...

"Face to face with a bit of space."
-Dean Dong

by WholyWhore November 15, 2015

Walking Dong

Walking around with a shirt on but no pants or underwear, dingaling flapping in the wind.

"Yo! Alex has a shirt on but no pants!"
"Hell yeah, he's walking dong."

by szyzy February 16, 2023

mr. dong

Someone who is a complete and utter dickhead. They actually look like a dong as well.

Here comes mr. dong.... what a dickhead

by Willie shaverpus November 21, 2022

get donged

a thing that super smash bros players and child rapists say.

child: *exists*
child rapist: GET DONGED

by pp touch master March 7, 2019