Donald Trump

A Orange Clown with a yellow wig attached to his head. Somehow IT got into the white house.

A: Have you heard of the new horror film?
B: What's it called?
A: "It uses spray tan and sticks a yellow birds nest on his head and makes it into the white house and calls its self Donald Trump"
B: ARGH JESUS CHRIST THAT SOUNDS SCARY WHAT THE FUCK I AINT SEEING THAT?!!!!!

by Foxalie August 3, 2017

Donald Trump

An orange species that originated from Trumptopia, Donald is just another Trump, which is the newly species' name. The species of Trumps are orange, have cheap looking wigs on their heads, like walls, love their daughters, and marry chick models.

Bro: Dude, that's a Trump! I think he's called Donald. Donald Trump...
Dude: Nice, bro. I'm gonna vote him as president.
Bro: Wtf.....?????
Dude: Stop being such a liberal, man.
Bro: I'm no—
Dude: LOOK AT THAT PERFECT, ROUND, ORANGE FACE. LOOK AT THAT HAIR...it kinda looks like a girl's unsha—
Bro: Shut up, dude. You're embarrassing us.
Trump: *walks up to bro* I don't like you because you're Mexican. I'm gonna build a wall so you will never come to the U.S. again.
Dude: Bro, you're Mexican? Not cool
Bro: Help me...

by Urmom1000000 April 10, 2017

Donald Trump

To drop the kids off at the pool, from cockney rhyming slang for dump.

I'm going upstairs for a Pat Cash and a Donald Trump. Be Back in an hour.

by Jippo April 21, 2004

Donald Trump

The next retarded president
A guy who says China aloy a well

I wish Donald trump was never born

by Hepig November 14, 2016

Donald Trump

An orange crayon trying to relate white white crayons by discriminating all the other colored crayons.

Why is Donald Trump out present elect?

by Clarke December 18, 2016

Donald Trump

D-isgusting
O-bnoxious
N-auseating
A-sshole
L-owsy
D-ickhead

T-rash
R-etarded
U-gly

M-iserable
P-utrid

I hate Donald Trump, he is a piece of total fresh out of the ass, diarrhea.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021

Donald Trump

The man that digged America's grave. Also the cheese puff that became America's president of 2016. People expected a person that can barely run a buisness (including a few marraiges) to run a country.

Tom: Hello Donald Trump or should I say Mister President *wink*
Truml: Are you mexican?
Tom: No but I'm from Flor-
Trump: DEPORT THUS IMMIGRANT BACK TO MEXICO!
TOM: WAIT I VOTED FOR YOU!
Trump: Never mind bring him back.

by Ecua69 November 29, 2016