Dilly Daffled

The term dilly daffled is to be used when your in a moment of complete confusion and utter shock.

John was dilly daffled when he saw the bitches at the bar start lezzing out

lora was dilly daffled when she saw her bestfriend violently fucking her man

by ModernDayDavinci January 5, 2024

small willy dilly

A man small willy and is very self conscious about his very small willy. A small willy dilly is normally agrovated by his in fact very small willy and decides to take it out on others.

“Oh look over there at man, I bet he is a small willy dilly

by Daniel brigoli February 8, 2018

Dilly Whopper

How your one friend described his mom's 14 inch veiny white dildo.

One time I had found my mom's dildo in her drawer, and it was a damn 14 inch Dilly Whopper!!

by Bananahandsohio July 17, 2022

Dilly Snake

A snake that lives inside your shoe and damages your foot. Typically found in Alabama

Gurben: "Ey billey theres a dilly snake in my shoe dargit!"
Billy: "As such in our cuntrey."

by John Cront December 2, 2018

Dilly

(Noun) Female version of Diddy. Is often a college student and finds themselves leaving the campus to fuck a bunch of guys. Common symptoms of a dilly include constant hornyness, attempt to plunge any cylinder shaped item into their pussy, and the craving for a juicy cock.

Look there’s a Dilly! She is bouncing on a soda can! Who does that!?!?

by KingOhBaby December 6, 2024

dilly up

Slang term meaning a Dial-up Internet connection. Sometimes used in a teasing manner.

Man, are you still on dilly up!

by Shaun_b March 18, 2005

Van Dilly

An inquiry, or an alert to someone about a subject at hand or a previously scheduled activity between two individuals is starting.

**Elon Musk tweets that Twitter is implementing rate limits.**

Response:
Elon. Van Dilly.

OR

**The game Bob wanted to watch with his dad is starting. His dad texts him.**

Text from dad:

Bob. Van Dilly.

by RobTheConqueror July 5, 2023