Dildo

acording to a certain person, a dildo is a shade of green

Person 1: "Do you know what a dildo is?"
Certain Person: "Oh, is it a shade of green?"
Person 1: ROFL!

by adhgaerhh March 8, 2009

Alaskan Dildo

The act of defecating in a condom, freezing said condom, and, when having sex in the kitchen, reaching over and grabbing the frozen log out of the fridge and sticking it in your girl's anus.

"Dude, did you hear Cox gave Kateri the Alaskan Dildo in the dorm kitchen? That's what that log was in the freezer!"

by Cap Young November 20, 2007

Dildo Helmet

clearly, a helmet with a dildo on it. useful for dildoing with your head.

"bitch, strap on yo dildo helmet and dildo the hell outta that ho!"

by kokoXcore November 4, 2008

Dildeep

The greatest living person in existence.

Dildeep is the fucking goat

by Matt970 December 15, 2017

dildus

A contemptible person (i.e. a dildo or dick)

He walked out on his wife and kids? What a fuckin' dildus!

by bB March 22, 2005

dildose

The adjective form of dildo.
Pronounced Dil-dose
It can mean dumb, sucky, lame, etc.

"That party was totally dildose so I left."
"My computer broke, this is so dildose."

by Kienan H. November 18, 2006

dildo brigade

(noun)
a) a large quantity; an obscene unitary amount of something

(literally)
a)a large group and/or team, each of whose members brandish a large, plastic phallus

i found a dildo brigade of used condoms under my girlfriend's bed

by Erich the Great May 22, 2008