vin diesel

A retarted monkey; usually with more than one tribal tattoo
man: "who was that retarted monkey in 'Triple X'?"
woman: "oh that was Vin diesel"
by weezy daniels November 12, 2007
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Diesel Jockey

One who fills their petrol powered car with a more dirty and less refined fuel - namely diesel.

Effects are known to kill car if not already dead. It makes your car badly beaten, scratched and has go faster stripes hanging off and a Jesus sticker on the back.

'Glid the Diesel' would approve of this method of propulsion as it's eco-friendly effects are stopping the engine from working completely.

Conversion costs:

1 tank diesel £40
AA membership £50 per year
Repair work to engine £100
1 tank petrol £40
Total £230

The mechanics are happy with this work as it keeps them in business.
My name is Joe - I have a pertol car. I think I'll fill it with diesel. That makes me a Diesel Jockey
by Carlos the Diesel June 24, 2004
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shaq diesel

The well known basketball star Shaquille o'neal who is too sure of himself and is good but is only dominate becuase he is massive. This is his rapping name. It is a tragedy that he even made music. People get upste with people like hilary duff who go from acting to singing, but they are much more talented and they basically have zero talent so that says somethin.
Dude1: Have you heard shaq diesel's album.

Dude2: Yea what the f*** was that. He should stick to basketball...Wait, he isn't very good at that either.
by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 26, 2005
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Diesel dick

A redneck who supes up his recently financed diesel truck by adding ridiculous stacks behind the truck cab.
Steve was a real diesel dick when added the smoke stacks to his pickup truck
by Dwagon123 October 14, 2019
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diesel stack

Another word for a comb over.

Derived from the flappy lid thing that tractors and american style lorries used to have over their upright exhausts that flap when the engine is revved hard.

Perfect exponents of the diesel stack= Jackie Charlton the footballer and the Rab C Nesbit character off of the Hamlet cigar adverts
Gerald: Checkout the diesel stack on that guy!!

Arthur: Whoah, Rab C eat your heart out
by ebuyergum July 14, 2009
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Diesel Tard

Guy 1: look at him hes huge
Guy 2: yea hes a Diesel Tard.
by Paully Bleeker September 17, 2008
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cron diesel

A word used to describe anything that at any particular point in time needs to be givin' props.
"Yo' deez taco's are the cron diesel son."
by Jake June 22, 2005
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