Mr. Diddlez

He is ashamed of being a diddler but he's also a champion at it

Mr. Diddlez has two watches on because it's always time to diddle

by anonymous March 7, 2021

diddle diary

images collected by women during the day which are then used to masturbate. Female version of the spank bank.

Girl 1: Check out that guys ass!
Girl 2: Whoa!!! Thats going in my diddle diary.

by dp & ah January 12, 2009

Didder

Sister, or very close friend. Another way for a girl to state 'girlfriend' whom you have no sexual relations with.

Me and my didders all have the same mom.

Today all the didders went to the movies.

by lafleckv September 5, 2010

skank diddles

a cum shot in the eye while thinking of matt damon.

after watching bourne identity i had to go get some skank diddles.

by palm hair August 15, 2008

diddle

In short, to fuck

Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"

by Laur June 24, 2003

finka-rink-diddle

a small asian man's penis

Look at Mr. Wong, he has a finka-rink diddle!

by Danny C November 2, 2003

diddle putz

To mess around, with no specific plan or motivation

"All I did today was DIDDLE PUTZ"

by Mumsie Dogma February 8, 2009